Posts by Nathan Natas

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Does anyone here have connections to JW in Lebanon?

by Minae in

i want to report a jw member (lebanon) for some issues.

can anyone help?.

Nathan Natas

Remember the fifteen witness rule: unless everyone in Lebanon saw the offense and has it on film, it don't count and the Branch Office will advise that you not bother them. If it is a serious offense like murder or mutual masturbation, YOU will be set on fire in the Public Square, then the WTB&TS will find that there is no accuser and the offender will be consoled for the ordeal they endured with faithfulness like unto Daniel in the belly of Jonah in the belly of a whale riding on a giant turtle under a tangerine sky.

If there is no Public Square, one will be built for you, then sold for a profit to the Church of Scientology.

[/droll humor/ OFF]

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So I've been warned about whether I should reveal my feelings of a Deity

by HiddenPimo in

all i have to say about that is that i agree with the following quote attributed to marcus aurelius:.

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Nathan Natas

Always remember that The Universal Architect and Creator of All Things is an emotional being with feelings as delicate as a May-fly, and will pitch one Hell of a Shit-Fit if you don't think of Him constantly!

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Should some people actually be Witnesses?

by Apognophos in

it seems to me like certain people actually benefit from joining the religion.

primarily i'm thinking of ones with drug problems who are only able to quit because they are working towards baptism.

another example would be those who are always getting in fights or who have a big ego, and who learn to be pacifistic and humble as a witness.

Nathan Natas

Hah!

...reminds me of an old Jewish saying; "If everyone went to college, who would clean the fish?"

So SURE, because clothing stores will always need mannequins!

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Is there a new Date by the Watchtower for the End of System?

by William Penwell in

not sure if this topic has being covered recently.. my son asked me a question if the jw's have in the recent months being pushing a new end date to the system?

he was telling me about how his mother has being on him again about the urgency of the end of this system of things and he needs to do something asap.

i told him i am not aware of any new dates as i have being away from the cult for over 20 years.

Nathan Natas

Ah, yes, Waton, but I have a golden type- and antitype- in my service bag!

Would you like to gaze upon it? Here...

See? The chart shows how the WTB&TS first predicted the resurrection of "ancient worthies" in 1925 then... see the arching arrow that points to 1975? See? It's all there in black-and-white, Man! Just like The Beatles' album!

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Have You Been Invited To This Year’s Memorial ?

by minimus in

jw
friends

last year was the first time i didn’t get an invitation to the lord’s evening meal.

i think they finally gave up on me..

Nathan Natas

[NN, doing his famous Elvis impersonation] "Thank you, thank you vera much."

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My Pay No Attention to the Man Behind the Curtain Moment...

by HiddenPimo in

this is my first post.

i am physically in and mentally out.

well i will not be offering a tl/dr version as that would be too difficult and it would also be an oversimplification of how i got to see the man behind the curtain.. my story begins at the 2016 regional convention of jehovah's witnesses.

Nathan Natas

Eternal Flame - AudioMachine

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Is there a new Date by the Watchtower for the End of System?

by William Penwell in

not sure if this topic has being covered recently.. my son asked me a question if the jw's have in the recent months being pushing a new end date to the system?

he was telling me about how his mother has being on him again about the urgency of the end of this system of things and he needs to do something asap.

i told him i am not aware of any new dates as i have being away from the cult for over 20 years.

Nathan Natas

Y'know, it was just revealed to me that 2025 would be a Divinely Appropriate time for this knowledge to be released to the hoi polloi rank-and-file Dubs.

It is THAT TIME again - Come! Kiss Hank's Ass With Us!

by Nathan Natas in

please bring your own wine.. https://youtu.be/fdp7pkecjvq.

Nathan Natas

Please bring your own wine.

https://youtu.be/fDp7pkEcJVQ

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How have so many been fooled into thinking and believing it’s acceptable for a child to make a vow to serve Jehovah till the day they die?

by BourneIdentity in

when ….. you need to be 15 to obtain your drivers permit.

you need to be 16 to obtain your drivers license.

you need to be 17 to watch a r rated movie (alone without a parent).

Nathan Natas

Answer: Humans are funny monkeys, and they are made out of MEAT.

They are made of meat

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Is there a new Date by the Watchtower for the End of System?

by William Penwell in

not sure if this topic has being covered recently.. my son asked me a question if the jw's have in the recent months being pushing a new end date to the system?

he was telling me about how his mother has being on him again about the urgency of the end of this system of things and he needs to do something asap.

i told him i am not aware of any new dates as i have being away from the cult for over 20 years.

Nathan Natas

To the best of my limited knowledge, no specific date has been "revealed" yet, but for years I've been saying that 2034 is a good bet. We arrive at that date by adding 1914 - the year that nothing happened - to 120 - the number if years that a cartoon character named No-ah preached to the cavemen about the coming of The Flood, which was closer than the inside of his eyelid.